Monologue.

Geoffrey is a vicar. He is a strong, confident and very religious. It is morning.

She was late, Again. I was appalled. As a matter of fact, there is nothing new there. The glorious significance of the church not appreciated. Heart-breaking. Who in their right mind would ruin Holy Communion. I believe it is imperative to thank and show your appreciation to people who have helped us, like Jesus, you know? If only my wife would understand.
Anyway, the temperature of the room was a hindrance. My wife obviously found it funny. The boiler is horrific, i did deny to explain the problem to the others, they didn't need to know.
Mrs Belcher willingly took the honour of taking the plate around. This then ruined by the sarcasm of my wife. Disrespectful to say the least, luckily they didn't comprehend.
The Sermon today was about the joyful union of a man and women. This then leading to my wife staying reasonably awake, due to her interest in sexual references. As you know, the bond between a man and women is a sign of love and is preferably only allowed in marriage. It is also a symbol of the relationship between you, your partner and God. It shows all what we are offering to God. I believe making love should only be used when re-creating. My wife, of course, disputes this.
I revealed that the Bishop would be dropping by after Easter, this is unbelievable. Although it does lead to having endless things to do. Stress. Stress. Stress. I undoubtedly have to sort everything out including my hair (slight laughter). I hear everyone help and support at this important time. They're unbelievable. Remarkable in fact. Really helping to make this Parish appreciated for what is.
I hear people say to my wife "We must cherish him!" This then leading to her being sarcastic and mocking these people by cooking chicken wings. That's not cherishing, is it? She can't cook of course. She then mistakenly thought i complemented her food. I meant the Sermon, what else is worth complementing (laughs)
I, I love my life. I ave the pleasure of preaching about God. Frequently. This meaning i have a close bond with God... What more could i want? As my wife delivers the Parish magazine, i start working on my paperwork. I am fascinated by the inspiration given to us by God and the Holy Spirit, despite the fact my wife doesn't appreciate it. Can't have it all, can we?
as my wife got back, she denied the pleasure of going Eversong. I couldn't say my wife couldn't be bothered, what would people think! So, i had to pretend she was ill. Sad really.